College, it’s the best

I’m sitting in the library attempting to prepare notes for a presentation that I have to deliver tomorrow morning for an article I don’t really understand in a class I’m not smart enough to comprehend. Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn’t have just saved the scratch, skipped higher education, and got a job at the local DQ. Oh, who am I kidding? I’m not driven enough to make Blizzards and shitty burgers all day for small-town yokels! I need the quiet fulfillment of superfluous, occasionally inebriated academic exploration to satisfy my youthful urges.